Acts 2:42 They devoted themselves to the apostles’ teaching, to fellowship, to the breaking of bread, to prayer, to perfect sound design, perfect I-mage magnification and praise choruses with fun motions like Everlasting Love. Everyone was filled with awe, and many wonders and miraculous signs were done by the apostles. No person on stage ever missed a cue; people always cried on the slow songs and came forward at invitation. All the believers were together and had everything in common, especially a love for 80’s rock solos over Bon Jovi esq. praise ballads. (or Reo Speed Wagon if you are Kevin Greer). Selling their possessions and goods, they gave to anyone who didn’t already have an IPOD. Everyday they continued to meet in the temple courts or the wherever the best praise band was playing David Crowder songs. They broke bread in their homes and ate together with glad and sincere hearts as they discussed how to better program their services. Praising God they enjoyed the latest pyrotechnics and light shows. And the Lord added to their number daily those who agreed with their philosophy of programming.
I like the original version better . . . but we could use some more praise choruses that sounded like Bon Jovi . . . and some COW BELL!!!! Can you tell I am ready for a 3 day weekend? Check out our final practice day video! Stay tuned next week for Memorial Hall set up.
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